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WMD's
Found in Daily Diet Plan!
(Weapons
of Massive Dietception)
Quick
Fixes for the Sly Old Fox:
A. THE KITCHEN PANTRY
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION: We
removed
the lard and replaced it with 1 can of non-stick cooking spray. We also
stocked the pantry
with tasty healthy treats such as caramel flavored popcorn cakes, beef jerky and dried
fruits, including prunes.
Unfortunately, Grandma managed to
polish off two bags of the elvin cookies before we could rescue those. And
it was a double whammy because the cat hid the duct tape.
B. THE BEASTLY FRIDGE
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
We had to pry the rocky road from Grandma's withered, well-manicured hands and replace
it
with tangy orange sherbet.
Removed whipping crème and replaced
with fat-free whipped topping.
Removed fudge topping and replaced
with chunky applesauce and cinnamon. Sometimes Grandma likes to go wild
with the cinnamon.
After examining the jar of cherries,
we opted to leave those for Special Treat Time. At 10 calories each, they
can't do that much diet damage.
C. THE TV VIEWING AREA
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
3-liter bottle of soda pop replaced with Diet Vanilla Coke.
The cheese flavored snacks were replaced
with Orville's Smart Pop popcorn.
We left the rubber gloves as Grandma
insisted they'd work well when eating the cherries.
D. THE DEADLY DINING ROOM TABLE
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
We removed the chocolate-foiled objects and nuts and filled the Carnival-glass with
small fresh fruits. One kumquat was so fresh that Grandma swore it tried
to kiss her.
 E. THE
BEASTLY BATHING AREA
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
We tossed the avocado, removed the chocolate candy and went with an ocean
theme. Grandma loved the overhaul and didn't mind relinquishing her standard
magazine for the poster of Seahunt - a wonderful old show that starred the best
actor that ever lived, Lloyd Bridges.
F. THE BEWILDERING BEDROOM
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
We left Grandma's 'whips' alone as they are low in fat and actually make a wise
smack - we mean, SNACK!
The chocolates, Irish Whiskey and
cigar were never found but we did discover a rather large hole in one of Grandma's
over-stuffed pillows.
G. THE BEASTLY RIDE
WMD's POSITIVE ACTION:
We sorted through the fastfood coupons, leaving the Subway, Chic-fil-a and the
Woasted Wings coupons in tact.
The Belly's were donated to a local
fund raiser where the lucky winner correctly guessed how many beans were in
the glass container.
So as you can see, with a little
altering of products we were able to pull Grandmother from Level Red to Level
Green in a flash! You can work the same magic on your diet!
But in the event that all else
fails, seal yourself in a safe room that contains non-threatening foods and
spring water. Use that duct tape to mask the exits so you'll have to think
twice before escaping. Oh - and most importantly, leave a window open
so you can breathe.
That's a wrap!!!
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