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- A
Thanksgiving Feast
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- A Thanksgiving Diet
Poem, Copyrighted by
Diet Bites
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 With the Thanksgiving Holidays at hand,
we thought that it would be fun to work out our diet frustrations on
a poem.
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- If you've ever been dieting during the holidays, we think that
you can relate to the 'painful' event. We hope that you enjoy this Dieter's
Poem - and yes, please enjoy Thanksgiving Day, too!
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- A Thanksgiving Feast was about to commence
- With roast turkey, dressing, and pies
of quince.
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- The table was special, decorated with
flair,
- Snuggling next to my spouse, I pulled
up my chair.
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- Ready to feast, with family and friends,
- Who I knew would eat seconds, again and
again.
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- But as for me, I'm on this damned diet,
- I'll sit here and be good, and awfully
quiet.
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- A sniff of the hot rolls, a snort of the
eggnog,
- And a lingering glance at the dark chocolate
log.
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- Nothing for me except a small Spanish
olive,
- A cup of strained
broth, with a hint of Palmolive.
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- Maybe a pickle and a stick of celery,
- A few English Peas, and a glass of iced
tea.
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- Those sweet potatoes sure look nice,
- And maybe a small cup of wild rice.
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- Cranberry sauce, a spoon or two,
- Mashed Potatoes? Oh yes, please do!
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- Some gravy here, and some gravy there,
- How did the gravy get into my hair?
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- A slice of pie, a trail of cake,
- How much more did they bake?
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- Oh, sweet divinity here, peanut brittle
there,
- Should I eat more, should I dare?
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- Perhaps another slice of Grandma's pumpkin
pie,
- And two more cookies that are catching
my eye.
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- Another cup of apple cider,
- I'll need a vest, as a fat hider.
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- Tomorrow, I'll worry about my diet plan,
- For Thanksgiving Day, feast - oh
yes I can!
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Return
to Diet Bites
- The
Wickedly Good Diet Plan
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- DIET & WEIGHT
LOSS QUESTIONNAIRES
- Section
1 - Diet Motivation, Fears, Hopes
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Section
2 - Identifying & Calculating Your Weight Loss Formula
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Section
3 - Identifying Favorite Foods, Creating Perfect Diet
Menus & Snacks
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Section
4 - Identifying Perfect Exercises & Activities
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Section
5 - Identifying With Your Diet Mind
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Section
6 - Identifying Diet Spirit
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Section
7 - Monitoring Weight Loss Progress
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Section
8 - Identifying Diet Hot Spots
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Section
9 - Identifying Weight Loss Maintenance Issues
- Section
10 - Celebrating Weight Loss Success
- Phase 1 - Diet Motivation
- Phase II - Your Diet Formula
- Phase III - Your Diet Menu
- Phase IV - Activity Musts
- Phase V - Mind & Body
- Phase VI - Spirituality
- Phase VII - Monitoring Weight Loss Progress
- Phase VIII - Potential Blockades
- Phase IX - Weight Loss Maintenance
- Phase X - Celebrating Success!
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