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Sponge Monkeys, Jarod & Carbo Limbo - the Road to Diet Mania

With the Quizno Sponge Monkeys, Subway Jarod's thin hot bod, and the ultra foxy low carb diets hopping around on the Diet Trail like frogs on a hot beach these days- just what's going on in the Diet World?

It seems like everyone has a Diet Gimmick.  A few years ago, Jack killed the clown; too bad he didn't kill Jumbo and Sourdough in the process.  And the length of those dang new Zesty Turkey Pannidos will just about scare a woman to death - all 740 calories!

In the meanwhile, Burger King's sweating Diet Bullets - trying to shift a small section of their Kingly Fat Menu towards 'healthy', but they are still coming up short - both on their menu and where 'this tastes good' is concerned. (Not asking for great here - 'good' would be just fine.)  (REAL chicken, wheat bread, lettuce leaf, sliced tomato and mustard "hint hint" named King Henry's One-Fifth.)

At this point, enter the low carb diet craze into Diet Mania, and we're left with:

A. Confused Dieters

B. Misinformed Dieters

C. Short Lived Diet Success Stories

D. Jarod & the Teriyakied Chickens

E.Unemployed  Sponge Monkeys - and it couldn't happen to cuter guys....

F. Delirious Low Carb Dieters who have either been scared by the Sponge Monkeys or Jack's Three Pannidos.

And last, but certainly not least, we've got Carbo Limbo - a hot new spot on the web which attempts to inform the dieter about the Low Carb Diet World.

So if you reside in Diet Confusion, we hope that you'll wade into our waters often.  We'll do our best to keep you informed, while making your diet plan fun.  We'll make you think, we'll motivate you, and will help energize your diet.  Remember - we put the fun in diet!  (dietfun)

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