Dieter Dick's Dastardly Fall from the Food Pyramid

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Dick was on a diet. He had been so careful, climbing around the Food Pyramid all day - going from level to level.  His Diet Day had started out very well on the Bread, Cereal, Rice and Pasta Level with Dieter Dickfood-pyramid-fall.gif choosing a healthy bowl of whole grain cereal for breakfast.

A couple of hours later, Dieter Dick was enjoying a delicious plum from the Fruit Level.  And much of the day had progressed in this manner with Dick choosing healthy items from the storehouse of the old Food Pyramid.

And then it happened.

Dick had been emerged in the bowels of an intense segment of a reality television show when the munchies had hit him.  Munchies are quite different from the hungries, as any practiced dieter can vouch.  Nonetheless, Dieter Dick ran into the kitchen, pulled open the fridge and that's when his eye caught sight of a lovely pepperoni pizza - the pizza he'd ordered from Frankie's Pizza Joint just before his diet - the pizza that he had set inside the fridge for later because his love muffin, Teresa had called him and suggested Mexican for the evening.  And who can resist a twangy guitar nested in the midst of hot sauce and chips?  

Resting beside the pizza was his old trusty snack favorite - carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.

It had began with a gentle stroke as Dieter Dick cradled the small package containing the carrot cake in his hand.  And then he went and stiffed it and it was all over.  Five minutes later, he had devoured the carrot cake and was half-way through the pepperoni pizza.

As soon as the reality show ended, he was putting everything away (i.e. the empty containers in the trash) when he happened to take a peek at the labels.  What he saw made the Grown Dieter Dick cry:

Pizza: Servings, 16 at 475 calories per serving.
Carrot Cake: Servings per package, 2.  650 calories per serving.

Moral of Diet Story: Falling from high places should only be attempted for those dieters named Humpty. Before television time, it's a really good idea for dieters to plan out some savvy snacks just in case the munchies creep up unexpectedly.

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