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Dieter Dick's Dastardly Fall from the Food Pyramid Diet Food Pyramid - Large Picture of Dieter's Food Pyramid |
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Setting Diet Goals Food Pyramid - Dieter Dick's Great FallExample of the Official Food Pyramid at End of Article for Reference
Dick was on a diet. He had been so careful, climbing around the Food Pyramid all day - going from level to level. His Diet Day had started out very well on the Bread, Cereal, Rice and Pasta Level with Dieter Dick choosing a healthy bowl of whole grain cereal for breakfast. A couple of hours later, Dieter Dick was enjoying a delicious plum from the Fruit Level. And much of the day had progressed in this manner with Dick choosing healthy items from the storehouse of the old Food Pyramid. And then it happened. Dick had been emerged in the bowels of an intense segment of a reality television show when the munchies had hit him. Munchies are quite different from the hungries, as any practiced dieter can vouch. Nonetheless, Dieter Dick ran into the kitchen, pulled open the fridge and that's when his eye caught sight of a lovely pepperoni pizza - the pizza he'd ordered from Frankie's Pizza Joint just before his diet - the pizza that he had set inside the fridge for later because his love muffin, Teresa had called him and suggested Mexican for the evening. And who can resist a twangy guitar nested in the midst of hot sauce and chips? Resting beside the pizza was his old trusty snack favorite - carrot cake with cream cheese frosting. It had began with a gentle stroke as Dieter Dick cradled the small package containing the carrot cake in his hand. And then he went and stiffed it and it was all over. Five minutes later, he had devoured the carrot cake and was half-way through the pepperoni pizza. As soon as the reality show ended, he was putting everything away (i.e. the empty containers in the trash) when he happened to take a peek at the labels. What he saw made the Grown Dieter Dick cry: Pizza: Servings, 16 at 475 calories per serving. Carrot Cake: Servings per package, 2. 650 calories per serving. Moral of Diet Story: Falling from high places should only be attempted for those dieters named Humpty. Before television time, it's a really good idea for dieters to plan out some savvy snacks just in case the munchies creep up unexpectedly. EXAMPLE OF THE OFFICIAL FOOD PYRAMID MORE DIETING ARTICLES, FREE DIETS & WEIGHT LOSS TIPSWeight & Heredity | Dieting With a Vegetable Makeover | The Diet Truth | Diet Thoughts | Diet Sweeteners | Dieting Success | Smart Dieting | Diet Remote | Diet Pickle | Did Dieting Make You Fat | The Healthy Diet | Exercising at Your Desk | Diet Egg Foo Yung | The Doomed Diet | In the Diet Doghouse | Diet Denim | Color Code Your Diet | Coffee Diet Talk | Bloated? | Diet Heart of Goals | The Good Cook | Unwanted Gas | Diet Fork in the Road | Dieting With Your Favorite Foods | Diet Fireside Chat | On the Diet Edge | Diet Dumpling | Diet Dog | Dining Out While Dieting | Diet Dictionary | Diet Clouds | Diet Candy Gram | Diet Cabana Chat | Diet Broccoli & Cheese Soup Recipe
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