Kitty's New Year's Resolution
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Scenario #3
It's the holiday season! Kitty is happy and really enjoying being with friends and family. Then it happens. Kitty's smile shatters as Aunt Scrooge nears the cider-filled punchbowl where she's standing. Aunt Scrooge's got the eyes of a hawk and the tongue of a snake. Kitty can feel it, the attack that's certain to come.
"Dear, you've put on MORE weight since I last saw you, haven't you?"
Just what Kitty needed; Aunt Scrooge's annual flogging. Kitty recovers swiftly and eases out in a nonchalant tone, "And I think that you've put on more wrinkles since I last saw you, haven't you?"
As Scrooge stutters aimlessly, Kitty tacks on for good measure, "Have some punch, Auntie. It's your flavor, nice and sour."
Oh my. That was pretty rough. However, if Scrooge can't take it, then she shouldn't be dishing it out. Okay, last Scenario - #4.
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