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A DIET CHRISTMAS CAROL, ONE DICKENS OF A DIET STORYAct IV "Bong, Bong, Bong," chimed the bell tower. Three am in the morning. "Edna Weezer, wake up," a man echoed in a deep voice. "It's time to visit your Diet Christmas Present." Edna reared up in bed, sizing up the ghost who looked a bit like old Cringle himself. But this fellow wasn't such a jolly old elf.... Edna quickly found herself roaming the village, seeing herself in quaint, familiar restaurants eating forbidden foods. In one corner of the village bakery stood a woman, her face cloudy and unidentifiable. She looked as if she were on her last leg....as if...she were fading away... "Tell me sir, what is to become of the woman? She looks rather....ill and...as if she is fading from view..." Edna eased out softly. "That's Tiny Trim Edna," the ghost of Diet Present eased out in his loud voice, so loud that the curtains in the bakery flapped back and forth. "If Tiny Trim Edna isn't nourished and taken seriously, she will soon pass and fade forever. A Big Edna will take her place and Tiny Trim Edna will be no more." "That's me," Edna eased out thoughtfully, admiring the curves on her mirrored self. That's what she would have looked like if she would have stayed on her blasted diet plan.... "Please, ghost of Christmas Present, tell me what I need to do to keep the Tiny Trim Edna?' The ghost sanded a hand over his chin in thought. "Visit Diet Bites daily of course-" "Yes, of course - I know that, but what else?" Edna blurted out, seeing that Tiny Trim Edna was fading fast. "You must change, Edna Weezer, for Tiny Trim Edna's passing is merely a shadow of things to come if you don't change your diet ways...."
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