The Diet Alternative
How will you begin the new year?
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The Diet Alternative How will you begin the new year? |
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#4 - It's time to celebrate so you will purchase a slinky black dress to wear to the elite Mexican restaurant, Armondo's. It's a steal for $50. Your only regret will be that you didn't have it last month at the New Year's festivities. Louise would have been so jealous, this garment far outshining that red fur-thing she wore. #5 - Armondo will outdo himself, as usual! But you'll be so good, bypassing the queso dip for chicken fajitas. You'll leave those guilty-looking greasy chips alone, too. It will be difficult getting those three bowls of salsa loaded onto the two chips you'll allot yourself, but hey, you'll be good! |
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#6 - Your darling Darren will give you a twenty-two pound box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. He's so sweet! But you'll be good and allot yourself one per day until they are gone. #7 - How could this have happened? It's five days after V-Day and all the chocs are gone? Lucky!! Lucky!!!!! You'll pause from your delirium and realize that little Lucky had nothing to do with feeding frenzy. Oh my, poor little dog. And just what did you do? How much Diet Damage did V-Day do? You will frantically race for the scales to check the damage. How could anyone gain weight so swiftly? Surely, there's a mistake! These scales have never been reliable. Cheap, cheap, cheap! OR Navigate by Clicking Below |
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