One Bonanza of a Diet, Losing weight by making your diet interesting.

Diet Bites makes dieting fun just for you!

The Fast & Furious Diet - Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is determined to set things straight. Will she succeed? Oh mommy! click to continue

The Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley of Thin - An increase in weight isn't the only increase when it comes to obesity. Grab those tissues - this one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker. click to continue

Dessert Island - Is not getting a handle on those dessert calories getting a love handle on you? Then this article's for you. click to continue

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size. Click here to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight. She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek. click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there. A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there. When dieting pays off in a big weigh... click to continue

Are You Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner Size Britches - Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click to continue

I'm Going to Get You, You Dirty Diet You! - Is your diet plan creating a weight gain? Then it may be time to blow it up before it blows you up! click to continue

Diet Turnip Truck - Diet out of control? Don't fall off the Diet Turnip Truck just yet. click to continue

Things You Need to Know Before You Begin Any Diet - Before attempting to subscribe to any weight loss plan it’s imperative to know the amount of food that you are currently eating and what proportions you will be eating when you begin your diet. Let’s ask ourselves some very important questions before we began. click to continue

One Bonanza of a Diet! continued

To sum up our fashion statements, we'll do so in one word: BORING!

Yes, the 'boys' were dependable, but undeniably boring. Wouldn't it have been cool to tune in one evening to see Pa decked out in a red leisure suit? Perhaps Hop Sing supporting a yellow sport's jacket and sunshades? I can see Hoss in a jogging suit and ball cap, can't you?

Actually, I really can't see it. Would have been a ridiculous idea, probably contributing to Bonanza being cancelled and the new series, 'Sheriff Coffee Discovers Candy' appearing as a replacement sitcom.

However, the word BORING has a totally opposite effect on the diet. If we get locked into a routine of eating the same menu day in, and day out - boredom settles in and a red light may flash ahead in The Old Diet Trail. We find ourselves locked into one Bonanza of Diet Dilemma!

For example, soup and salad tend to be two very popular items in the dieter's menu. If you're stuck on tomato soup, dare to be daring and shock your tummy with some chicken noodle soup. Or add a little roasted chicken to your bed of uninteresting greens. Toss in a few sliced radishes and mushrooms while you're at it. Or pickles. By the way, there's a great new sweet 'bread and butter' pickle on the market by that's made with Splenda and is quite delicious with zero calories. Take care with the jar if you are watching the old sodium, because once you start eating these jerkins, it's very hard to stop. I polished off an entire jar in less than 24 hours and I'm not even a Pickle Puss.

By mixing up your menu, you'll keep your diet interesting and fun - and that's what it's all about! A boring diet isn't like a hyped up western, that's always guaranteed to return as scheduled. A boring diet is a sure-fire way to sabotage your once-wonderful diet. Make it exciting! Most importantly, keep it...

"Rolling, Rolling, Rolling....

Keep that diet going,

Though your hunger's swollen, inside!

Through pain, and wind and I'd rather,

Eat that donut and smatter,

Some butter on my spuds and on my buns...

Get 'em in, move 'em out, head 'em in, run 'em out - SUR - ER - ER - VIVE! YEAH!"

"That song was udderly bovine."

Believing in Weight Loss - Do you often dream of being your recommend weight? Is the thought overwhelming because accomplishing that goal seems unbelievable? Whether it's dropping 150 pounds or 10 pounds, dieting can be overwhelming. continue

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