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The Absolute Worst Diet Scenario

When Your Doctor Prescribes Dieting

Pirate Dieting, Mutiny & One Sweet Dieting Treasure Map ~ The Saga Continues

Filled with the intensity of the moment, you wanted to pull out your cannon and blow His Medical Highness away, but his white-clad, virginal form was suddenly replaced with Nurse Know-It-All.  And my she looked severe today, so frightening in her black horn-rimmed glasses; so frightening that she could have scared some innocent soul into having a massive coronary. Perhaps two or three.

Pirate Dieting - So a diet is inevitable, it seems.  Just when things were going so peachy-king.  Your image isn't that important to you because you are very secure with how you look, you handsome devil you.

Nor were you concerned about blowing up your upper arms to Popeye-status, and creating firm biceps and Viking-strong thighs. Nonetheless, His Medical Highness claims that unless we ditch some weight, we may land in a permanent ditch ourselves, so whether we like it or not, it's off to The Old Diet Trail.  But you turn around and suddenly we has transformed into one lone Sinbad. Alone.  No more 'we'.  You are suddenly alone.  Suddenly lost, stranded and alone on The Old Diet Trail.  

But don't panic because on the following page, you'll see the poorly drawn, but exceptionally brilliant map that we have crafted in an attempt to help you wade through the nonsense.  It's not a Yellow Brick Road, and you won't find lions, or tigers, or bears along the byways, or even a groovy Tinman.  However, there are a few scarecrows, and we've added yellow to 'The Voluptuous One's hair...

Click here to continue to THE BOSS-LOOKING PIRATE DIET MAP!

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Believing in Weight Loss - Do you often dream of being your recommend weight? Is the thought overwhelming because accomplishing that goal seems unbelievable? Whether it's dropping 150 pounds or 10 pounds, dieting can be overwhelming.  continue

 Are You Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner Size Britches - Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click to continue

I'm Going to Get You, You Dirty Diet You! - Is your diet plan creating a weight gain?  Then it may be time to blow it up before it blows you up!  click to continue

Diet Turnip Truck - Diet out of control? Don't fall off the Diet Turnip Truck just yet.  click to continue

Things You Need to Know Before You Begin Any Diet - Before attempting to subscribe to any weight loss plan it’s imperative to know the amount of food that you are currently eating and what proportions you will be eating when you begin your diet.  Let’s ask ourselves some very important questions before we began.  click to continue

Dessert Island - Is not getting a handle on those dessert calories getting a love handle on you?  Then this article's for you. click to continue

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size.  Click here to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight.  She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek.  click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there.  A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there.  When dieting pays off in a big weigh...  click to continue

The Fast & Furious Diet - Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is determined to set things straight. Will she succeed?  Oh mommy!  click to continue

The Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley of Thin - An increase in weight isn't the only increase when it comes to obesity.  Grab those tissues - this one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker. click to continue

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