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The Tortoise & the Hare

A Diet Fantasy Success Story (Copyrighted by Diet Bites)

On the seventh day, Dot weighed. Hare was there; so was Tortoise.

"Oh my! How can this be? I weigh more now than when I started my diet!"

Tortoise decided to keep quiet about Dot's bingeing on the fatty lamb bone that she had snatched from the village butcher's shoppe. Hare had been sleeping and had missed the entire ordeal.

But Tortoise knew in his shell-of-shell that Dot would do such. Her diet was boring. Her diet was not fun. Her diet was quick and very stale.

Hare arched his bushy brows and lifted up his pink button nose. "Humph! You are a loser, Dot - that's why! No wonder your boyfriend left you! And now, I will leave you too! You are a L-O-S-E-R!"

Tortoise felt sad for Dot because she broke down and started howling. The eerie sound was driving Tortoise ga-ga. "There, there, little Dot! Hare is right - you ARE a loser - but NOT like you think! Let me show you how to lose the weight forever? We will do it right this time. We will make it fun!"

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