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The Tortoise & the HareA Diet Fantasy Success Story (Copyrighted by Diet Bites)One day a cute little dalmation named Dot moved to the kingdom. Every day she would sit and watch Hare and Tortoise exercise. After watching for several weeks, she told them, "I have been watching both of you for a very long while. You look so healthy. You look so trim. I would like to lose a bit of weight myself. I would like to lose 6 pounds. If I lose 6 pounds, I would be at my recommended poochie weight. Would you be so kind as to help me do that?" "Sure!" bolted out Hare. "I'll have all of your unwanted weight off in one week! You'll look like a champ. I'll take off the weight so fast that you won't know what hit ya!!"
"I will help you lose the weight, Dot, but it will take much longer than Hare promises," eased out Tortoise. "WE will do it slowly. You can expect to lose about 2 pounds a week." "Get out of here, Tortoise!" bolted out Hare. "Dot wants to lose weight FAST. Your way sucks." Hare turned on Dot and challenged, "You see the way that he exercises - SLOW. Do you want to lose your weight FAST or SLOW?"
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"Dot,
I will help you lose the weight the healthy way. I may not promise what
Hare does, but my plan will work best. If you lose the weight too fast,
you may regain it. Your doglet body needs time to adjust as you shed the
weight. If you lose weight too fast, you might sag, especially in the
tiddy area. Hum, by the way, you aren't pregnant, are you? If so,
we must wait until after your puppies are weaned."|
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