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The Lone Diet Ranger

A cloud of dust over the horizon. Look!  It's Lone Ranger & Tonto here to save the Diet Day!

Ruthie was at her Diet Rope's End. This must have been the 100th or so diet that she had went on in her lifetime.

At twenty-three she was getting so tired of diets, she thought as she gazed through the open window enjoying her dinner, looking out at the peaceful herd of cows in the distance as the sun sank in the western horizon.

Look!  Over the horizon - a man on a white horse blaring through the Diet Kismet - riding straight towards Ruthie's open window.

"Woe, Silver," he commands the beautiful white horse.

Ruthie bats her eyes in confusion as a handsome Indian charges up beside of the stranger and commands his ride, "Woe, Scout. Steady boy."

Ruthie bolts out a scream and holds her napkin to her mouth, the one embedded with the Alfredo sauce that she was enjoying for dinner - that is before these two strangers had appeared in her window.

"Don't be afraid of the mask," the first stranger warned her.

"I'm not," Ruthie assured. "I'm allergic to horses, you fruitcake."

The Lone Ranger touched his beardless face with a white-gloved hand while Tonto pried, "What you have for dinner, young woman?"

Ruthie responded, "A little something leftover from before I went on my diet yesterday.  More pointedly, comfort food."

"Your diet lasted only one day?" the masked man inquired, removing his white hat in gentlemanly fashion.

"So what's it to you?" Ruthie hurled out, a bit unhappy about the polite bandit's line of questioning.  And those spandex pants were horrendous. click to find out ending to delicious Diet Action Thriller

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