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The Lone Diet Ranger - continued

A cloud of dust over the horizon. Look!  It's Lone Ranger & Tonto here to save the Diet Day!

"Hum, Alfredo not healthy for young woman," Tonto drawled from beside of Lone Ranger, his horse prancing a bit beneath him. "Hum, but Tonto understand. Several moons ago, the Lone Ranger himself pretty big man. Not talking "important big" either. Talking big mountain, happy valley, short tree."

Ruthie perked her brows in interest, easing out, "Really?"

"That's right, mam," Lone Ranger assured with a half smile. "Then I met Tonto who showed me all the things that I was doing wrong in my diet. Once I made some changes, the unwanted weight began to fall off of me." He paused to straighten his back, then said, "Yes, I used to hide behind this mask because I was ashamed of my weight.  Now, I hide behind the mask for a different reason."

Ruthie could care less about his ridiculous mask.  Probably a delusional fan of Zoro or something; a marked masked man, she silently decided.

"Mr. Tonto, just what was your dieting advice to Mr. Lone?" Ruthie inquired urgently.

Tonto told her, "Lone Ranger needed a diet plan. Lone Ranger went on one diet, then another diet but he never sat down to make big diet plan. So he always had big diet failure."  He paused to gaze at the golden setting sun, then continued, "Many times, diet fails because people decide to go on diet, then venture into Diet Wilds without idea of how they will lose weight."

"Hum, a diet plan," Ruthie drawled in thought.  "Yes, that's what I need. Why, I'll do that right now. Where's my pen and pad?" she asked herself, rising to search.

She returned shortly, only to discover that the two men had vanished. "How odd," she eased out thoughtfully. "And I wanted to thank them."

But she had second thoughts when she spied a silver bullet on the window sill.

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