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Dieting - A Dieter's Dictionary

Empowered to Face the Weight Loss Battle of the Bulge

A Dieter's Dictionary

We've put together a few thoughts to define what the dieter endures through the weight loss process.  We hope you can relate to these definitions in true Dieter Form!

DIET - Frenzied vehicle for weight loss.  Success is dependent upon many factors, but is chiefly impacted by the Dieter driving the vehicle and the map they are using.

MELTING OFF POUNDS - Occurs when food remains too long in hot car after shopping excursion. Ice cream particularly susceptible.

WEIGHT LOSS PLATEAU - A demon in disguise that may torture the  Dieter into diving into the sea of Diet Failure.

COOKIE - Rice cake.

SNACK TIME - Diet soda and a rice cake.

PARTY - One marshmallow wedged between two rice cakes.

BINGE - 'What happens' when Dieter becomes frenzied.

BATTLE OF THE BULGE - The Diet War that never ends.

CALORIE - Everything, nothing and then some.

FAT GRAM - A large rectangular, brown cracker that contains a smidgeon of icing or cream cheese.

DIET SODA - King of After Taste.

FAT FREE CREAM CHEESE - The wallpaper paste of the New Millennium.

FAT FREE BUTTER - A lot of salt and a little yellow water.

WEIGHT LOSS SCALES - A dieting apparatus used to torture Dieters.

FOOD PYRAMID - An Egyptian's pantry.

LOW CARB DIET - Diet Beefcake in all ways imaginable.

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