Renaissance Diet Plan
The Renaissance Diet Plan
can assist thee with weight loss success without magical promises, without
potentially harmful drugs & without excruciating exercise. The Renaissance Diet Plan ‘tis sensible & safe and is NOT a fad diet. Fun
& merry – not fad.
The Renaissance Diet Plan wilt also show thee how to break dastardly diet brick walls known as 'Sluggish Metabolism’, ‘Weight Loss Plateau’ & ‘A System That Needs
Recharging’. By fortifying thy motivation, thy willpower, by making healthy
feasting choices, thy will
oft times wonder if thou are on a diet, or not.
For here are the good things in life that thou can expect on the Renaissance Diet Plan
When dieting, some villagers concentrate on all the rich goodies they miss eating. On rare
occasion doth they think about things that they 'don't miss' such
as:
That explosive 'overstuffed'
feeling – like one hath partaken of lead & it lies resting in thy belly for
hours on end – sometimes days on end (Mexican feasts are notorious for lending
this jumping-bean feeling).
That feeling of always seeking a
goody & constantly asking thyself, "What can I feast upon now?"
Thy will obtain a feeling of
control over thy appetite. Nev’rmore will thy wake & begin thy day by
feasting on one goody after another til bedtime heralds.
Thy will gleefully plan what thy
will feast upon!
Thy health may improve greatly with
each passing day.
Feelings of Feasting Failure
will be consumed by thy Willpower & torment thee no more.
Feelings of Feasting Guilt
will flee from thy well-witted mind.
Thy new slimmer shape will banish
feelings of self-consciousness so that thy will no longer feel that fellow
villagers are staring at thy girth & sitting in judgment of thee. Thy will
take comfort in knowing that villagers now stare to admire thy slim
shape.
Thy belching, bloating, and painful gas
episodes will greatly decrease.
Thy will take merry in tossing Fat
Clothing into the village donation barrel & purchasing flattering outfits
with waistlines, with belts – & yes, crafted of velvet!
Thy will not be bothered by fellow
villagers watching what thee feasts upon & commenting that thou should’st be
ashamed of thyself! Thy future will be greeted by villagers curious to learn
thy new culinary skills & by what trail thy hath found thy new vibrancy
& slim figure. (By all means, take this advantage to plug The Medieval
Diet.)
Thy will be on thy way in achieving
thy dream to become one of shapely limbs & chins.
And….no more will thy be plagued by
that feeling of, "Just how colossal am I going to end up?"
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