Kitty's New Year's Resolution
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Scenario #1
It's the holiday season! Kitty is happy and really enjoying being with friends and family. Then it happens. Kitty's smile shatters as Aunt Scrooge nears the cider-filled punchbowl where she's standing. Aunt Scrooge's got the eyes of a hawk and the tongue of a snake. Kitty can feel it, the attack that's certain to come.
"Dear, you've put on MORE weight since I last saw you, haven't you?"
Just what Kitty needed; Aunt Scrooge's annual flogging. Kitty tosses her half-filled cup of cider into the roaring fireplace in the distance, then grabs her aunt by the head, ramming it into the punchbowl of sour cider…
With widened eyes and a deranged look attached to her face, Kitty yells out, "Have some punch, Deary! It's all you're getting for Christmas because no one likes you!"
Kitty delivers a wicked laugh as the family gathers around to watch the torrid display. Her cousin Ralph is egging her own. Kitty remembers seeing Aunt Scrooge accost him earlier, giving Ralph the same 'you're too large' routine.
Ralph yells out to Kitty, "When you're get tired, let me know and I'll take over!"
Oh my! Things really got out of hand in Scenario #1. Aunt Scrooge was cruel to Kitty, tossing her weight in front of her face like a wet soured rag. Evil; very evil. No doubt that Aunt Scrooge is a 'true' demonette. However, was Kitty's response a bit too much?
Let's take a look at Scenario #2.
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