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Dieting - Follow The Yellow Brick Diet TrailCopyrighted by Diet Bites Diet Oz, Reaching the Emerald City Just
as there is a beginning, there is an end. We We run, head long, zooming past the carts of caramel apples, the buckets of expensive caviar, and the ponds filled with tasty -yet high calorie margaritas! We run and we run and we run and suddenly we are at the gates of The Emerald City! The great Emerald City of Diet Oz! We sail through the gates and think, "My glorious Diet Journey is coming to an end! I have almost reached my goal weight!" Suddenly, we are standing before the Diet Wizard himself! Oh my, he is so powerful - so smoky and big-headed. When we think he is going to grant us our magic Diet Number to etch on our Diet Scales, he screws with us and tells us to prove our Diet Self! We are suddenly confused.....yes, confused and desperate. For we have come such a long way, we have traveled so very far on our journey. And by gosh, come Good Witch or Bad Witch, we intend to see this through! So we ask, "Oh great and powerful Wizard, what do you further require of me?" And he says, "You must prove yourself by bringing me the broomstick of the Evil Witch Watcher! The broomstick is made of delicate, rich milk chocolate - not imitation, you see. And if you can resist this, you can resist anything! Now GO!" And we think, "Oh my. Can I really get to the end of the Diet Rainbow? Will my Diet Dreams come true? Have I the Diet Brain? The Diet Heart? The Diet Courage?" Something suddenly calls to us from afar in a faint voice, "Come here my little pretty! I want to pack all the weight back onto you! I'll get you plump and unclever and then, well then I'll-" But before the Witch Watcher finishes her threat, you toss a big bucket of rain water on her that you collected from the tornado, and you douse her evil rambling, negative thoughts! Just like that! Snap! Gone! Erased! Just like your weight! Quickly, you snatch up the broomstick and head back to the Wizard. At this point, you just may beat the living daylights out of him with the chocolate broom. For you are very tired of Diet Games. Games that must stop! Once you arrive, you walk the long hall leading to the Wizard's chamber. Once there, you pour out your heart, your mind; you face him with all your courage and you let the weasel know that you want to go home - that you want to pass through the gates leading away from The Old Diet Trail. You tell him that you may not have all the things that he requires, but you have tried so very hard. And he looks at you and he says, "Oh dieter.... All along, you've had what you have needed to pass through the final gates to Weight Loss Success. For all of these things are within you. Yes, I could have provided you with tips, with healthy recipes, with diet tricks - but all along, the magic is within you! YOU ALONE held the key to Diet Success AND to Diet Failure. YOU are the 'Gifted One'. And on your long, weary journey, you have only learned how to use your gifts wisely. And this alone, and you alone, have brought you here, to the final gates leading to your Diet Dream." Of course, you know the rest - a fairy with a big beaded chest appears, waves her wand, you cry a lot (mostly because you are frightened of her 1940's hair-do) (and because you've lost your damned little dog), and you're suddenly transported over the rainbow with the help of nothing more than the shoes that you walked on The Old Diet Trail in. That Wizard was no help at all! You suddenly regret not stoning him with your stale arsenal of rice cakes. Putting all your dismal thoughts aside, you delight in the numbers etched on your golden scales! Dreams really do come true and there's no place like Diet Bites home. Or Navigate This Diet Article Below Our diet tale down the yellow brick diet trail is an adaptation from Frank Braun's, "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"~
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