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Fiber, the Fabric of Your Life - Fitness & Fiber - what a healthy combination! What is fiber? Why is it necessary to health and fitness? What foods are rich in fiber?  The answers to all the questions and more!  Click here to continue

Farah's Weight Loss Success Story - How She Dropped 50 Unwanted Pounds   Click here to continue  

Good Diet Choices - Diet Decisions - Making Diet Choices That Positively Impact Your Weight Loss Program - Diet.  It's the scariest four-letter word that I know.  

That's the problem with 'Diets'. They are all so scary - no fun, no fun at all.

And that's one reason they so often fail.  If you're serious about losing weight, then you must make it fun! And hoppy!  Click here to continue

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size.  Click here to continue

Diet Humor.   

All humor comes at the expense of another person's discomfort.

But if we can't laugh at ourselves, how can we appreciate the spirit of humor?

On that note, Tickle Feather is proud to present outrageous Diet Humor.  Click here to continue

Dieting?  Yes you, Handsome.... - Dieting, fitness and weight loss isn't just for women anymore.  Guys are jumping on the Diet Band Wagon by the groves.  We'll explore some of the pitfalls that male dieters may face. Grab that gun - no bullets necessary....   click to continue

Diet of the Five Crows - Dieting woes of the Five Crows. click to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight.  She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek.  click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there.  A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there.  When dieting pays off in a big weigh...  click to continue

Are You Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner Size Britches - Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click to continue

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Dreadful diet time. Why couldn't we all have been born thin?

The worst part of a diet is being on a diet.  Stuck on a never-ending trail of boring food, sweaty exercises and lost Twinkies.  Yes, it looks like it's going to be another one of 'those' days!

Diet.  There's nothing on earth quite as miserable - except getting sand between your buttocks.  

About 99.9% of the time, people make a decision to go on a diet right after they've consumed a large meal.  And about .01% of the time, they make that decision at a local mall when trying on clothes that don't fit - in a size that USED to fit!  Never, ever, never has anyone ever decided to venture onto the Old Weight Loss Trail when they have been in starvation mode.


So let's assume that you've decided to hook up with a new diet.  Before you get seriously into this diet relationship, look very closely at your Diet Plan.  Examine it with a critical eye at length.  The following contains all the elements of a Delightful Diet:

The Delightful Diet contains at LEAST 1,200 calories per day.

The Delightful Diet contains 3 meals per day.

The Delightful Diet contains snacks.

The Delightful Diet contains MODERATE exercise, 2-3 times per week.

The Delightful Diet contains tips and techniques that you can use to keep on track while dieting.

The Delightful Diet contains sample recipes.

The Delightful Diet RECOMMENDS that YOU make your food choices.

The Delightful Diet contains ALL foods in the universe.

The Delightful Diet recommends a daily multi-vitamin with no 'miracle supplements' to purchase.

 

With that out of the way, let's see what The Dreadful Diet is comprised of:

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet contains less than 1,200 calories per day, usually in the form of liquids that taste like ground up insects.

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet does not permit snacking of any kind.  Heaven forbid that an innocent rice-cake become lodged between your teeth!

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet prohibits sodas, even diet sodas.

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet prohibits sugar, oil, butter and even peanut butter!  Gasp!

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet may focus on a single food item such as popcorn, grapefruit or eggs.

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet contains a plethora of exercises and may even be kind enough to recommend a favorite machine on which you can reach Weight Loss Success simply, in 2 months, by making 24 complicated payments.

roma10red.gifThe Dreadful Diet contains pre-packaged foods that you must purchase OR a list of food items that are 'A-O-K' to consume while dieting.

 SUMMARY:

The choice is up to YOU.  You can launch out onto The Old Weightloss Trail, setting out on a Delightful Diet that will take you through the Gates of Slimdom OR you can meander onto the trail using a Dreadful Diet that will trip you, and cause you to land into the first pothole you encounter along the way (usually a brownie).

Stick with Diet Bites and stay the course!  We'll walk hand in hand with you, supporting your weight loss efforts until you reach your goals.  You can do this - for you only need a Delightful Diet Plan!

 
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Diet Sluggish?  Time for an oil change! - Feeling a little out of kilter these days?  Rusty parts?  Experiencing unsightly mineral deposits? Perhaps it's time for an oil change....  click to continue

The Mockingbird Diet - You're just living, merrily strolling through life.  Then one day you say, "I need to lose all this unwanted weight and do it quickly!"  You've just entered the Land of Familiar Diets that often do more bad than good. Let's begin with the unsuspecting Blond Dieter... click to continue

Dieting, The Blue Legume - Dieter Ken has traveled The Old Weight Loss Trail for many moons now, his droopy pants threadbare, his Diet Sandals shot to heck, his knapsack full of rice cakes picked over by evil vultures and now he has nothing to toss onto the trail that will take him back to the Land of Milk and Honey Buns.  click to continue

Once Upon a Diet Dreary - An ode to dieting with a dreary little poem. (Well, somebody had to do it!)  click to continue

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