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Fiber,
the Fabric of Your Life - Fitness & Fiber - what a healthy combination! What is fiber? Why is it necessary to health and fitness? What foods are rich in fiber? The answers to all the questions and more! Click
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Farah's
Weight Loss Success Story - How She Dropped 50 Unwanted
Pounds Click
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Good
Diet Choices - Diet Decisions
- Making Diet Choices That Positively Impact Your Weight Loss Program - Diet. It's the scariest
four-letter word that I know.
That's the problem with 'Diets'. They
are all so scary - no fun, no fun at all.
And that's one reason they so
often fail. If you're serious about losing weight, then you must make
it fun! And hoppy! Click
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Body
Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's
frame size. Click
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Diet
Humor.
All humor comes at the expense of another person's
discomfort.
But if we can't laugh at ourselves, how can we appreciate
the spirit of humor?
On that note, Tickle Feather is proud to present
outrageous Diet Humor.
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Dieting?
Yes you, Handsome....
- Dieting, fitness and weight loss isn't just for
women anymore. Guys are jumping on the Diet Band
Wagon by the groves. We'll explore some of the
pitfalls that male dieters may face.
Grab that gun - no bullets necessary.... click
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Diet of
the Five Crows
- Dieting woes of the Five Crows. click
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Up Diet
Creek Without a Paddle
- Dealing with diet suckholes. The four
winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't
have a paddle in sight. She heard the rumbling
waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder
what a waterfall was doing in a creek. click
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Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting
Pays Off on Those Weight Scales
- A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes
there. A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless
piece of fake cheese there. When dieting pays off in a big weigh... click
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Are You
Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner
Size Britches
- Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will
help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a
glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click
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Dreadful
diet time. Why couldn't we all have been born thin?
The worst part of a diet is being on a diet. Stuck
on a never-ending trail of boring food, sweaty exercises and lost Twinkies.
Yes, it looks like it's going to be another one of 'those' days!
Diet. There's nothing on earth quite as miserable
- except getting sand between your buttocks.
About 99.9% of the time, people make a decision to
go on a diet right after they've consumed a large meal. And about .01%
of the time, they make that decision at a local mall when trying on clothes
that don't fit - in a size that USED to fit! Never, ever, never has anyone
ever decided to venture onto the Old Weight Loss Trail when they have been in
starvation mode.
So let's assume that you've decided to hook up with
a new diet. Before you get seriously into this diet relationship, look
very closely at your Diet Plan. Examine it with a critical eye at length.
The following contains all the elements of a Delightful Diet:
The
Delightful Diet contains at LEAST 1,200 calories per day.
The
Delightful Diet contains 3 meals per day.
The
Delightful Diet contains snacks.
The
Delightful Diet contains MODERATE exercise, 2-3 times per week.
The
Delightful Diet contains tips and techniques that you can use to keep on track
while dieting.
The
Delightful Diet contains sample recipes.
The
Delightful Diet RECOMMENDS that YOU make your food choices.
The
Delightful Diet contains ALL foods in the universe.
The
Delightful Diet recommends a daily multi-vitamin with no 'miracle supplements'
to purchase.
With
that out of the way, let's see what The Dreadful Diet is comprised of:
The
Dreadful Diet contains less than 1,200 calories per day, usually in the form
of liquids that taste like ground up insects.
The
Dreadful Diet does not permit snacking of any kind. Heaven forbid that
an innocent rice-cake become lodged between your teeth!
The
Dreadful Diet prohibits sodas, even diet sodas.
The
Dreadful Diet prohibits sugar, oil, butter and even peanut butter! Gasp!
The
Dreadful Diet may focus on a single food item such as popcorn, grapefruit or
eggs.
The
Dreadful Diet contains a plethora of exercises and may even be kind enough to
recommend a favorite machine on which you can reach Weight Loss Success simply,
in 2 months, by making 24 complicated payments.
The
Dreadful Diet contains pre-packaged foods that you must purchase OR a list of
food items that are 'A-O-K' to consume while dieting.
SUMMARY:
The choice is up to YOU. You
can launch out onto The Old Weightloss Trail, setting out on a Delightful Diet
that will take you through the Gates of Slimdom OR you can meander onto the
trail using a Dreadful Diet that will trip you, and cause you to land into the
first pothole you encounter along the way (usually a brownie).
Stick with Diet Bites and stay the
course! We'll walk hand in hand with you, supporting your weight loss
efforts until you reach your goals. You can do this - for you only
need a Delightful Diet Plan!
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Sluggish? Time for an oil change! - Feeling
a little out of kilter these days? Rusty parts?
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it's time for an oil change.... click
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The Mockingbird
Diet
- You're just living, merrily strolling through life.
Then one day you say, "I need to lose all
this unwanted weight and do it quickly!" You've
just entered the Land of Familiar Diets that often do
more bad than good. Let's begin with the unsuspecting
Blond Dieter... click
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Dieting,
The Blue Legume
- Dieter Ken has traveled The Old Weight Loss Trail
for many moons now, his droopy pants threadbare,
his Diet Sandals shot to heck, his knapsack full of
rice cakes picked over by evil vultures and now he has
nothing to toss onto the trail that will take him back
to the Land of Milk and Honey Buns. click
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Once
Upon a Diet Dreary - An ode to dieting with a dreary
little poem. (Well, somebody had to do it!) click
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