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The Fast & Furious Diet - Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is determined to set things straight. Will she succeed?  Oh mommy!  click to continue

The Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley of Thin - An increase in weight isn't the only increase when it comes to obesity.  Grab those tissues - this one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker. click to continue

Dessert Island - Is not getting a handle on those dessert calories getting a love handle on you?  Then this article's for you. click to continue

 

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size.  Click here to continue

Good Diet Choices - Diet Decisions - Making Diet Choices That Positively Impact Your Weight Loss Program - Diet.  It's the scariest four-letter word that I know.  That's the problem with 'Diets'.  They are all so scary - no fun, no fun at all.

And that's one reason they so often fail.  If you're serious about losing weight, then you must make it fun! And hoppy!  Click here to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight.  She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek.  click to continue

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The 7 Day Diet

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This content is for informational & reading purposes only.

The 7 Day Diet is a quite risky diet when it comes to your good health and one that we cannot recommend.  Basically, the daily menus are based on one food group which leaves nutrition hanging in the wind with a 'Please Help Me Quick Nitwit' sign.

The 7 Day Diet menu begins on a Monday:
Let the Diet Torture begin.  Today, the 7 Day Diet allows the dieter to eat as much fruit as they wish - except bananas.
 
So, I suppose that if the dieter had a yang for apples, they could eat to their heart's content.  Trouble is, apples contain about the same amount of calories as bananas.  Oh well, since we can't have bananas, perhaps we can have a few plantains?  And are finger bananas out?
The 7 Day Diet menu for Tuesday:
Today, the dieter gets to eat all the vegetables that they wish.  Woe be to the unlucky mate whose partner chooses broccoli and cabbage.
The 7 Day Diet menu for Wednesday:
Rock a-bye Diet Baby.  Today, the dieters gets to enjoy a combination of the Monday diet menu and the Tuesday diet menu. They may eat all of the fruits and veggies that they desire, except of course - those darn bananas.
The 7 Day Diet menu for Thursday:
Okay - now the diet goes ape on bananas - allowing five whole bananas. Oh - and five glasses of whole milk.  Wonder how much the dieter's glass contains if measured by cups?  All glasses are not created equal in the Land of Slimdom.
The 7 Day Diet menu for Friday:
Oh goody - because today the dieter gets to eat four whole ounces of meat with unlimited green veggies.
The 7 Day Diet menu for Saturday:
Boring!  Another repeat of Friday with four ounces of beef and unlimited green veggies. Don't dare touch that straight-necked yellow squash!
The 7 Day Diet menu for Sunday - the Diet Torture Finally Ends:
On another boring note at that with four ounces of beef and unlimited vegetables. 

We could not recommend the 7 Day Diet to our worst enemy - even if we had one.  Lacking calories, food groups and sanity, it is one of the nuttier fad diets.

The Perfect Summer Diet -  Freshly hatched baby birds squawk from a nearby tree, poison ivy is sprouting all about us, and pappy is scraping last year's bounty from the trusty old grill - why it's no wonder why summer presents the perfect time for dieting!   continue

Are You Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner Size Britches - Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click to continue

I'm Going to Get You, You Dirty Diet You! - Is your diet plan creating a weight gain?  Then it may be time to blow it up before it blows you up!  click to continue

Diet Sucker - Diet tips to keep thy mouth busy while dieting.  click to continue

Diet Turnip Truck - Diet out of control? Don't fall off the Diet Turnip Truck just yet.  click to continue

Things You Need to Know Before You Begin Any Diet - Before attempting to subscribe to any weight loss plan it’s imperative to know the amount of food that you are currently eating and what proportions you will be eating when you begin your diet.  Let’s ask ourselves some very important questions before we began.  click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there.  A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there.  When dieting pays off in a big weigh...  click to continue 

 

 

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