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Dieting
for Life

The
Cabbage Soup Diet

The
Blood Type Diet

The
Popcorn Diet

The
Grapefruit Diet

South
Beach Diet

One
Good Meal Diet

The
Scarsdale Diet

The
Chocolate Diet

The
Metabolism Diet

The
Slimfast Jumpstart Diet

The
3 Day Diet

The
7 Day Diet

The
Portfolio Diet
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How to Change Your Boring Diet Into an Exciting Diet
Fishbowl Diet Boring
Diet
Don't you just love
the smell of a dirty fish bowl? The pungent, ordorific stench
that wafts from that bowl of stagnant, soiled water as it clips
past flared nostrils?
Unfortunately, we all know that identifiable
scent. And it smells exactly like a diet gone wrong...
With that said, have
you sniffed your diet lately? Feel like your dieting in a
fishbowl? Then perhaps it's time to change that Dirty Diet
Water before you drown...
ABOUT BORING DIETS:
- A
boring diet is a dead diet.
- A boring diet is an
unfun diet.
- A boring diet is almost
never successful.
- A boring diet is generally
an unhealthy diet.
- A boring diet is probably
a fad diet.
- A boring diet is not
sexy. (Just wanted to make sure you're still alert!)
- A boring diet probably
doesn't include exciting activity - activities that you enjoy!
- A boring diet is filled
with boring food.
- Nobody likes a boring
diet.
ABOUT UN-BORING DIETS:
- An
unboring diet is a lively diet!
- An unboring diet is
a fun diet!
- An unboring diet is
almost always successful.
- An unboring diet is
generally a healthy diet.
- An unboring diet is
probably NOT a fad diet.
- An unboring diet is
sexy. (Again...just wanted to make sure you're still alert!)
- An unboring diet includes
exciting activity - activities that you enjoy!
- An unboring diet is
filled with interesting, delicious, healthy, exciting foods.
- Everyone LOVES an
unboring diet.
- Make your diet fun! Bring out the best china, those special wine glasses that you'll temporarily fill with spring water and lemon. Dress up - make it fun!
- From that first moment that you decide to walk onto The Old Diet Trail, never look back! Forward thrust - because, you can lose weight. You can do this! You can enjoy weight loss success!
- Incorporate healthy goodies into your diet. Experiment with new recipes. Go wild with allspice, just like Clara did!
- Ix-nay on fad diets. They rarely work and you'll spend more time calculating than you will focusing on learning how to calculate calories. Calculating calories is something that you'll use for the rest of your life to keep you Diet Wise!
- You ARE beautiful OR handsome!!! Hey, weight loss has nothing to do with being that. You'll be the same YOU when you drop the unwanted weight.
- Incorporate activities into your diet plan that you enjoy!
- Fire up that big
grill. Dig out your crockpot. Dig out your bread machine and toss in some Healthy Hunza Bread.
- Trust me - you will LOVE this diet!
Set your weight loss goals and instill yourself with high anticipation! It's much better than being filled with apprehensive intimidation from a boring diet. You can do this!
Weight
Loss Information & Dieting Advice
Picture
of Food Pyramid Containing Maximum Daily Servings
- 1,810 Calories
Picture
of Food Pyramid Containing Maximum Daily Servings
- 3,590 Calories
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