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Fred Learns About the Food Pyramid - Want
quick yet healthy weight loss like Fred?
Then this article was written just
for you! click
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Diet Trouble-Shooting Guide - Diet
Bites unveils the first-ever trouble shooting guide
for dieters. click
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Diet - What is a diet? click
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On a Diet - When the dieter pursues a diet, they may
immediately think, "I'm on a diet. I am restricted on what I can eat, so I can't
have this.... And I can't have that. And, oh dear, I wish this diet were already
over!" click
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Obese to Oh Bliss - Climbing
up the weight ladder and back down again. click
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I'm in the Mood for Dieting -
If you can't seem to get in the mood
for dieting, we'll do our best to get you there. Dieting can be a pleasant
experience, and a life-altering one at that! click
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The Maverick Dieter - With a gazillion diets around, do
you still find it hard to find a diet that's perfect for you? Then perhaps it's
time to become a Maverick Dieter... click
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Weight Loss & Dieting via
the Fruit of the Earth - Due to the American culture being flavored more and more with new immigrants, we
are seeing a change in not only the way that America looks, but also in the way
America cooks. click
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When Your Diet Flies South -
Many individuals do tend to appear much heavier
after the holidays, but that may be an instinctive quality of
mankind. click
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Eliminating One Food - We've all heard it - it's been around
for years now. "If you will eliminate just one stick of gum a day from your
diet, you will lose 3 pounds in one year!' (or just one cookie, one soda,
etc...) click
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- Diet
Snack Attack
- The
Diet Root Cellar
- Diet
Recipe Tips
- Diet
Questions
- Diet
Plum
- Diet
Partner
- Diet
Parachute
- Diet
Oils
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The
End of Your Diet Plan
Fishing
for Weight Loss
How
Big is Your Teaspoon?
Calories
in Starbucks Cookies
The
Benefits of Olive Oil
Low
Cholesterol Diet
Low
Calorie Cookie
How
To Lower Bad Cholesterol
House
of Carbs Directory
Diet
Key Lime Pie Recipe
Why
Can't I Resist Overeating?
Grapefruit
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The Blob - Diet-Saving
Tips Included!
Stop. Dieters are
taking to the streets in groves pursued by an unidentified yellow
blob. Stop. Blob claiming to be friendly. Stop.
Blob identified as Butta by the infamous Diet Bite's Diet
Patrol. Stop.
Click
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Click
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An unidentified yellow
blob that was found wandering the streets, pillaging the villages,
the cities, the towns and two state parks in Rhode Island has been
identified by the Diet Bite's Diet Patrol. The Blob's given name
is Butta, though the Patrol warns that Butta mutations have also been discovered
on the planet. No town is safe, no village is safe, nor is any nation!
Be on the lookout for these mutations that may be slyly
disguised: Oleo Blob, Margarine Blob, Exotic Blobs & Light Blobs. Please
note that Margarine Blob sometimes goes by the code name of Margie - so don't
be fooled. She can latch onto your thighs or hips and inject 10 pounds
in a winkie! The Patrol has offered
several Diet Safety Tips that will keep your diet on track in the
event The Butta Blob tries to infiltrate your kitchen or favorite
restaurant...
At Home
1. If The Blob
sneaks past your refrigerator door, use caution when approaching. To remove
butta from your kitchen, carefully snare with a butterfly net using latex
gloves to avoid making contact with your skin. Next, toss into trash.
Though The Blob is filled with oil, it is not recommended at this time
to make use of it in your car's engine.
At the Marketplace
2. If The Blob
tries to jump into your cart at the market, call a stock boy over for assistance.
Resist Blob's appeal at all costs. If you find yourself unable to
resist, then avoid this section of the diary isle. When checking out,
request any of the following as a replacement for The Blob:
a. Refrigerated
No-Calorie Butter Spray by Parkay (Highly recommended by Diet Bites)
b. "I Can't
Believe It's Not Butter' Spray (Highly recommended by Diet Bites)
c. Mrs. Dash
Butter Buds
OR
d. Diet versions
of margarine & butter to which you will add spices to once you arrive home
in order to 'kick up the bland nothingness flavor'. Mixing in any of the
following will add a little tango to your cash purchase:
 finely
chopped chives
dried
rosemary
chili
powder and a dash of cumin
crushed
pineapple, drained + 1 packet of Splenda or Equal type sweetener
At the Restaurant
e. When dining
out, request that The Blob NOT be invited to your table. Make this ultra
clear to your waiter. If you find that you cannot resist a bite of Blob,
request that it be brought in a small bowl so that you can add what you wish
to your roll or biscuit.
Request that
additional Blob is not added to your entree.
How
The
Blob Influences Your Scales
A
Quick Diet Experiment & Diet-Saving
Tips
Diet Bites has invented
a FUN test to help you fight off The Blob. So now that you know what The
Blob is, learn how it can effect your scales and your diet!
Click
here to take the free (and fun) Blob Test
Click
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