How To Effectively Plan For Frenzied Diet Moments, Something To Howl About
Written by Diet Bites
Dear Diet Bites Reader:
You are cordially invited to enjoy the story of Harry, the word-painted portrait of a frenzied dieting soul. Yes, for your sole reading pleasure, we have detailed a frenzied blow-by-blow account of a day in the life of Harry's diet.
No need to R.S.V.P
And so our sordid tale begins....
Time: 7:00 AM
Harry began his fun diet a couple of weeks ago. The fun diet had helped him shed 5 unwanted pounds. We find Harry in his den, watching the Saturday morning cartoons (what little is left of them). He has just enjoyed a nice breakfast of oatmeal with cinnamon & raisins. My, he's sure feeling full right now with those 250 healthy calories packed beneath his hide...
Time: 8:55 AM
Harry is still feeling stuffed from breakfast so he decides to forego a mid-morning snack while he enjoys the morning paper. Generally during the week, Harry will enjoy a mid-morning and a mid-afternoon snack. But the weekend has thrown him a bit off his routine. Oh! Harry has just discovered the daily crossword puzzle.
Time: 10:47 AM
Harry heads off to play on the computer. He decides to visit one of the chat rooms.
And is he in luck! The room is filled with witty, funny, chatty people. Harry finds that he has never laughed this hard in his life. He also finds that he is biting his nails and realizes that he's getting a tab hungry. Hum.
Time: 1:30 PM
Harry is hit by Mother Nature so he must get up to take care of business. He glances at the kitchen clock on his way to the bathroom. Oh my word! 1:30 PM??? How did that happen?
Time: 1:35 PM
Harry returns to the computer, but pauses to grab a diet soda from the fridge. This tasty diet soda should ward off the hungries, he thinks. He can't wait to get back into the funny chat room. My, this is fun!
Harry suddenly feels giddy. If Harry's head wasn't filled with jingle bells, he'd realize that his giddy feeling is due to lack of nourishment.