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Willpower for Weight Loss

Written by Diet Bites


The Land of Milk & Honey Buns

“You’re traveling through another dimension,

A dimension not only of sight and smells, but of mind,

A journey into a wondrous land - whose boundaries are that of Your Willpower.

That’s the signpost up ahead, Your next stop: The Land of Milk & Honey Buns…”

Twinkies here, Ding Dongs there. Snickers to the left, Krispy Kremes to the right.  

Oh my.  I'm getting dizzy, aren't you? Probably from all of the sugar. It's time to sort out this sugary maze!

Everywhere you turn, there's something evil lurking around the corner. It was bad enough when we had the old standby's to deal with (cheeseburgers, potato chips, vanilla shakes, fries, chocolate ice creams, yada, yada, yada...).  

But the world has turned over a new leaf - several of them!  To demonstrate our point, take a look at this:

The Rise & Fall of the Fast Food Regime, Better Known As The Land of Milk & Honey Buns

Old Food Regime

New Food Regime

Old Mascot

New Mascot

 

Cheeseburgers

Chipolte Burgers,

Bacon Chili Cheeseburgers,

Triple Meat-Triple Cheese

Cheeseburgers (hold the Mayo, please...)

A jack-in-the-box thingamajig with clown head that scared all the kids away.  (Nevermore said the raven....)

Live human with a giant ball for a head; thingamajig was blown up on taped TV.

Lucky were the viewers with color.

Potato Chips

Kettle Chips, Jalapeno Chips, Vinegar & Salt Chips, Southwestern Chips, Santa Fe Chips

A lion saying, "Bet ya can't eat just one."

Spotted leopard with orange paws that taste a bit like powdered cheese.

Vanilla Shakes

Ice Cream Pie Shakes, Slushes, Smoothies

Kids on roller skates

Kids on roller blades

Fries

Chili Cheese Fries

Big Boy holding oversized platter with greasy looking hand...

They blew up the boy along with the clown. It's not what you think.  He exploded.  It wasn't pretty.

Chocolate Ice Cream

Heavenly Hash, Rocky Road Deluxe, Double Chocolate Mint, Smores Deluxe, Brownie Deluxe

A cow

A singing cow

Onion Rings

Awesome Blossom

Australians

Smart Australians using quick come-back one-liners.

Gasp! Wonderment! Did you get a GOOD look at the new food regime? No? Then look again. I'll wait.


What took you so long? I was getting scared sitting here in the dark.

Modern Recipes Equal Modern Weight Gain

Well, did you get a good look at all of those NEW enticing recipe concoctions that we must deal with these days?  No wonder we're a total wreck during Diet Time. Our eyes say no, but our lips say YES, YES, YES - over and over and over again.  

Body Weight, a Personal Decision, But Losing Excess Body Fat is Easier Said Than Done

It's a maze; an endless maze.  Or - it can be. Most everyone says, "It's totally up to the dieter.  It's your decision if you want to be thin or overweight."

Well let me share something that you probably already know. That statement is easier said, than done! Let's lay a chunk of Harvarti cheese in front of these weasels, along with a few chocolate Turtles and see how easily they can resist the sugarloaf.

Hum...  Well, let's think about this. Obviously, they are doing something right or they would putting on more weight.  What is a thin person's secret?  Do they ever eat?  Well, sure they do.  

In fact, they are usually the ones packing in the food at the company holiday party every year while you stand in the corner asking how they can get away with Food Murder.  You are busy writing 'Redrum" on the wall behind you with your sugar free chalky breath mint as you helplessly watch the unfair display. If you happen to eat one measly Tootsie Pop it sticks straight to your hips. So, just what is the secret here? Let see in Part 2.

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