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The Absolute Worst Diet Scenario

When Your Doctor Prescribes Dieting

Pirate Dieting, Mutiny & One Sweet Dieting Treasure Map

"IT" happened.  And you had sensed 'it' from the moment you had entered the pungent-smelling waiting room at the doctor's office - even as you settled in for the three hour wait to see 'His Medical Highness'.

You remembered that frightful moment as if it were yesterday, even though it was today....  

He had said, "Look, Sinbad.  It's time to pull your sails; time to put you into shackles and chains; time to put you on a diet."

You wanted to cry, the grown man that you are, as you watched that boat-load of cupcakes with the crème centers go sailing by - fading off into the medicinal fog-like vapors of the room, along with the barges that were loaded high with original fried chicken and tangy buffalo wings...

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Believing in Weight Loss - Do you often dream of being your recommend weight? Is the thought overwhelming because accomplishing that goal seems unbelievable? Whether it's dropping 150 pounds or 10 pounds, dieting can be overwhelming.  continue

 Are You Too Big for Your Britches? Three Day Diet to a Thinner Size Britches - Lucky you because Diet Bites has a formula that will help shrink that body so those pants will fit like a glove - minus three fingers (minus two fingers for males). click to continue

I'm Going to Get You, You Dirty Diet You! - Is your diet plan creating a weight gain?  Then it may be time to blow it up before it blows you up!  click to continue

Diet Turnip Truck - Diet out of control? Don't fall off the Diet Turnip Truck just yet.  click to continue

Things You Need to Know Before You Begin Any Diet - Before attempting to subscribe to any weight loss plan it’s imperative to know the amount of food that you are currently eating and what proportions you will be eating when you begin your diet.  Let’s ask ourselves some very important questions before we began.  click to continue

Dessert Island - Is not getting a handle on those dessert calories getting a love handle on you?  Then this article's for you. click to continue

Body Frame Size - Quick method for determining your body's frame size.  Click here to continue

Up Diet Creek Without a Paddle - Dealing with diet suckholes. The four winds were colliding over Diet Creek and Jenny didn't have a paddle in sight.  She heard the rumbling waterfall in the distance, not having time to wonder what a waterfall was doing in a creek.  click to continue

Hitting Diet Pay Dirt - When Dieting Pays Off on Those Weight Scales - A wad of sugarfree gum here, a stash of rice cakes there.  A diet drink that stinks here, and an almost calorieless piece of fake cheese there.  When dieting pays off in a big weigh...  click to continue

The Fast & Furious Diet - Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is determined to set things straight. Will she succeed?  Oh mommy!  click to continue

The Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley of Thin - An increase in weight isn't the only increase when it comes to obesity.  Grab those tissues - this one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker. click to continue

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