Dieting - The Fox & the Diet Cheese

Once upon a time there was a hungry fox who came across a man pulling a cart load of cheese. Needless to say, the man was out of his wits - frightened to smithereens of the hungry looking fox.

On the other hand, fox had all his wits about him and it was when he was preparing to pounce on the man that he noticed the tasty-looking cart load of cheese.

"Hum, " he eased out, holding a paw to his slobbery lips, his tummy greedy for food. "Mister, tell ya what. I'll spare your life in exchange for your cart load of cheese."

The man was dumbstruck and was only able to nod before running off into the woods where he met a hungry bear. But that's a different story.

As for fox, he dived quickly into the cart load of cheese, tearing off wrappers and stuffing his mouth full of the yellow goodness. Only it wasn't good.

"This cheese tastes like crudballs!" fox complained, spitting out bits of the cheese that had turned into yellow goo.

He narrowed his eyes and then proceeded to read one of the wrappers from a slice of cheese, "Diet Cheese Food. Contains only 25 calories per slice."

Diet cheese? Well, if he'd know that, he would have settled for the tasty looking peddler.

Moral of the Diet Story

When dieting, there are some foods that are worth the extra calories due to the taste and texture of the product. Cheese tends to be one of those foods, including cream cheese. However, fat free cream cheese makes a great substitute for regular cream cheese in baked recipes.

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