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Once
Upon a Diet Dreary
Are
you stuck on a lifeless, dead-end diet with
no end in sight? Are you tired of dieting
and just want it to end? Do cravings
of sweet nothing fan over your hot little
brain, draining out all your motivational
diet reserve? Yeah.....I've been there,
too. BUT, don't give up! Try
another diet that's fun, that's fabulous,
that strips that unwanted weight away. Just
don't give up!
Once
Upon a Diet Dreary - A Diet Poem Loosely
Based on Edgar Allen Poe's, The Raven
Once
upon a Diet Dreary, while I pondered eating
a powdered donut, Diet Weak and Diet Weary,
There
came a tapping at my pantry door. "Who
cares if I have a visitor tapping at my
pantry door? I want this donut and
nothing more..."
Presently
my Diet Cravings grew stronger, until I
could wait no longer. With each bite, the
tapping grew stronger, and then I searched
for a ding-donger.
Flinging
open the door, I fell straight to the floor,
for there stood my diet rapping at my pantry
door.
"Diet,"
said I, "thing of evil, rapping at
my pantry door." But alas, I knew the
truth, and whispered, 'Diet, I'll cheat
nevermore."
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