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The
Fast & Furious Diet
- Dieter Jenna is furious with old diet plan and is
determined to set things straight. Will she succeed?
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Mood
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Dessert
Island
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Sweet Little
Chicken
Loual - Hear
the Tropical music baying in the background mixed with
the howls of the hounds of Diet Hell? Let's see if we
can get rid of the hounds and give our diet something
good to howl about. Just don't get too close to the
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Peppy's Spicy
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into Diet Faire. Round out your fiesta
with a handsome guitar player, a dancing senorita,
one piñata and 32 bats. Ole!
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Weight Loss - Why
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Jane's Weight Loss Success Story - See
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Weight
Loss - My
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The Bikini
Genie
Dieter Dorothy
discovers a bottle containing a bikini genie.
The
excess weight just wasn't coming off fast enough
for Dorothy's liking. Three pounds per week just
wasn't going to cut it - not if she wanted to fit
into her new red bikini that she had purchased for
summer.
She
had hoped that she would have been able to melt
down into it by the time the heat arrived, but she
was still in need of losing about fifty more pounds.
Right now, she couldn't even get a leg through
the waist of the bikini.
In
six more weeks, summer would be over! If only
she had started her diet sooner, she went on to reminisce
as she walked gloomily down the golden sandy beach by
Pirate's Cove. Twenty years ago as a young girl, she
and her girlfriends had played here, imagining they
were pirates - but only good pirates. But as the
girls had transformed into women, they had discarded
their pirate's garb for more feminine beach outfits,
like two-piece swimsuits and the popular bikini.
It
had been years since she had seen those dear childhood
friends and she remembered as they had parted for the
last time, they had taken several pictures, each of
them launching a bottle into the clear water fingering
off of Pirate's Cove. Those were the days....
Dorothy
glanced down at her full-figure, displeased at what
she saw. Odd how her body hadn't bothered her
that much when she was fifty pounds heavier or even
when she had been over fifty more pounds heavier. During
that time, food had appeared much more alluring than
a bikini-clad body. And how she had gained over
100 pounds in twenty years - she did not know. But
she did know that at 38 she wanted more than anything
to reach her weight loss goal - to lose the weight before
the pages of time presented troubling health woes as
they had for her overweight mom and dad.
As
Dorothy gazed out over the crystal waters lining the
Cove, her thoughts had refueled her motivation to continue
to diet - to continue to lose the weight. Besides, there
was always next summer.....
Twelve
months later, a much-leaner Dorothy was walking down
the sandy beach by Pirate's Cove in search of shells
feeling quite spiffy in her red bikini. Even now,
she couldn't believe she had achieved her weight loss
goal. It had taken a little over a year to finally
lose all the excess weight, but all her hard work and
dedication to her diet and exercise plan had paid off.
A
rather large shell captured her attention and she scampered
over quickly to explore. A beautiful shell lay
embedded in the sand and as she struggled to release
it, she went spiraling backwards to the shore's edge,
the shell anchored tightly in her hands.
Rising,
dusting off her backside - she glanced at the hole in
the sandy beach where the large shell had been embedded,
noticing a small bottle laying against the sand as the
salty water rushed to fill up the empty spot.
Dorothy
set aside the shell, then curiously collected the bottle
feeling quite speechless as she withdrew the photo of
herself taken over twenty years ago. Time had
added character to her young face, and modern-day products
had helped her achieve that same golden color of hair.
And although her body wasn't as tight as it had
been in her late teens, she had to admit that at the
moment she was bursting with pride over her weight loss
accomplishments. She couldn't have been more thankful
if the bottle had held a true genie, because what she
had experienced was a true treasure of emotions, a realization
of just how far she had come - of just how much she
had accomplished.
It
had been a rough ride, sailing over the Diet Seas, searching
for a magic potion that would help her lose the unwanted
weight. And then as the weight had began to melt away,
Dorothy had realized that the magic lay within.
Gazing
out at the clear waters rushing to the shore, she held
the photo next to her breast, realizing that she had
finally come full-circle....
Walking
Off the Diet Cliff - Why
is Dieter Clyde walking away from his pretty big house?
He appears to be a bit frightened. Maybe it's
because he is fixing to walk right off of that looming
cliff.... continue
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