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The Hungries vs the Munchies
One of the keys to weight loss is
the dieter's ability to determine whether they are truly hungry
OR if they are simply fondling a box of the munchies.
It's a great
challenge but we're here to help with a list of
our best tips for distinguishing hungries from munchies:
The Truly
Hungry Dieter Frankie
Dieter Frankie
has a true case of the hungries. His stomach
is
rumbling, his mouth is watering as he smells
the fresh broccoli cooking in the kitchen. The
fact that Dieter Frankie doesn't generally favor
broccoli BUT would be content to dive in, exhibits
his true feeling of hunger.
Take a gander at Dieter Frankie. He is so hungry
that he is imagining that he currently has food
in his hands. Diet Bites recommends that he
eat his broccoli soon - before a binge threatens
- BEFORE Dieter Frankie gets so ravenous that he
grabs cheese to smother his broccoli in, as well
as a loaf of garlic bread, two roasted Cornish hens,
a box of stuffing and a green olive.
The Truly Munchie Dieter Frankie
Dieter
Frankie has a true case of the munchies. He
is searching through his Diet Universe for something
to occupy his
choppers - something to stuff into his little
white powdered face.
His search is a diligent one because Dieter Frankie
isn't in the Diet Mood for just any old food. Oh
no. Dieter Frankie wants something that will
last a long time - a long, long time - something
like hot buttered popcorn. Extra salt and
extra butter, will you please.
But
once Dieter Frankie douses the popcorn, he is still
wandering loosely through the Diet Garden of Good
and Evil, searching, looking, digging, scratching
for something else that will satisfy his Case of
the Munchies.
The
trouble is that Munchies cannot be satisfied without
first killing a productive diet.
The Tips
Before
hitting the pantry and throwing your diet to the
wind, check the direction of the wind. You
don't want anything blowing back into your face
once you're done, particularly cheesy or gooey objects.
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- Ask
yourself:
- Am
I feeling picky about what I want to eat?
- What
activity am I currently involved in? Watching
television? Playing a video game? Talking
with my mother in law over the phone? And
does such activity prompt the munchies?
- Will
a fresh fruit snack fill my urge to eat?
- Do
I need to go ahead and just enjoy my next planned
meal?
- How
long until I retire for the evening? If it's
within the next couple of hours, you don't want
food resting in your tummy while you are trying
to rest. The body needs to be at a level where
TOTAL rest can be achieved so that you'll feel like
a new Spring Diet Chicken come morning.
If you determine
that you are truly experiencing a case of the munchies,
then grab that fresh piece of fruit OR a stick of gum
OR some raw veggies OR - well, you get the picture,
you smart dieter you!
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