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A
True Weight Loss Story
The
Day Daddy Dropped His Drawers
The following
is a true story that happened over forty years ago....
My father
battled obesity his entire life. He tried the
famous Grapefruit Diet, the Vinegar Diet and even a
diet that involved a tiny chocolate candy called Aids
(Diet Aids).
My
Daddy was a comical man - almost always in an upbeat
manner. He was a cross between Jackie Gleason's
Ralph Cramden and Carroll O'Connor's Archie Bunker,
and many people thought he was a dead-ringer for Archie
Bunker when it came to looks.
During one
of his more successful Weight Loss Adventures, he was
in the painting and construction business.
Daddy got
a call from a couple who were in need of having a bit
of work done on their kitchen, so he set up an appointment
time for them all to meet.
The husband
got tied up and was unable to meet Daddy, so his wife
invited a friend to be there with her when Daddy arrived.
So
on this day when he met the ladies, he reached into
the air to point out a cabinet that would require some
special attention.
Before
he knew what was happening, his pants fell down and
he was standing there in his jockey shorts, locked in
a mild state of shock.
To
make matters worse, when he reached down to pull up
his pants, his belt had become entangled around his
ankles and he was struggling hard to get his pants up
as the two ladies giggled at him.
As he gazed
frantically up at them, their husbands walked into the
room.
Once Daddy
had his pants up, he shrugged his shoulders and told
the four of them, "Well, this is useless,"
then he left without further adieu.
Of course,
Daddy returned home and spilled out the sordid tale
to Mom and it's a family story that we've laughed over
through the years. Where my Daddy was concerned
- there were many, many of these stories.
There is
a moral to my Daddy's weight loss success story:
- Dieting
can be frustrating, leave us hanging in the wind,
- But
those who endure, will lose weight in the end....
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