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Diet Lost in the Woods

Red was skipping down the forest lane with a basket full of diet goodies for Grandmother who was currently on a fat-reducing plan. Red loved these woods - so quiet, so peaceful.

Suddenly, Red screamed as a big bad wolf appeared directly in front of her, his body suspended in mid-air, attached to a giant cobweb. He delivered a wickedly wicked smile that Red didn't quite trust, then begged, "Hey cupcake, cut me out of this web and I'll do anything that you say."

Red examined her fuschia painted nails in an effort to avoid Wolf. She slowly eased out, "Can't. Grandma said never to talk to strangers."

"You just did," Wolf told her, silently wondering if Red's head supported a cap of blond hair under that bulky cape.

"So, just what will you do for me if I free you?" she inquired, suddenly very curious. There was a lot in life that Red craved. Having a wolf as a personal slave for a few months would help tremendously.

"I already told you. Anything that you want," Wolf drawled, certain now that the girl was a little lacking in head gear.

"Will you be my slave?" she asked, her attention now focused on Wolf.

"Oh yes!" Wolf promised, hating how the sticky web stuck to his ears.

Red asked, "Will you be noble and true to me?"

Wolf blinked his eyes, needing a moment to think this question over before answering. Then, "I'll love ya to death. Good enough?"

"Goody!" Red expelled, excited about a wolf-slave.

She quickly removed the bread knife from the basket of goodies that had been intended to be used to cut Grandmother's low fat cranberry wheat bread and in a wink, she had Wolf out of his web. Shortly, Wolf made haste and gobbled Red up with one gulp, keeping his word. Yum! Indeed, he loved this girl-meal to death!

The moral of our story is that whenever we are dieting, we would do well not to lose focus with our diet lest we get gobbled up along our way.

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