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The Mockingbird
Diet
You're
just living, merrily strolling through life. Then
one day you say, "I need to lose all this unwanted
weight and do it quickly!"
You've just
entered the Land of Familiar Diets that often do more
bad than good for the old waistline. Some of these diet
types fall within the realm of weight gain while others
fall into weight loss. The interesting thing about the
dieters who are Weight Gainers and Weight Losers is
that all tend to gain weight.
The key
to obtaining permanent weight loss is to secure a permanent
daily diet plan. Take note that many dieters have
experienced many of the following avenues of dieting
in an effort to drop unwanted weight. Before I
lost my weight, I fell into ALL of the following categories.
Before we
proceed, we humans tend to act a bit like mockingbirds.
When something popular hits town, then we want to try
it, too. Particularly when it comes to dieting.
On that
note, let's begin with the unsuspecting Blond Dieter...
Types of
Weight Gainers:
The Blond
Dieter
- The Blond Dieter has no idea they are gaining
weight.
The Wayward
Dieter
- The Wayward Dieter realizes weight gain but has
no initiative to diet.
The Lost Dieter
- Also known as The YoYo Dieter. The Lost
Dieter doesn't know where to begin when it comes to
dieting and weight loss so they try one thing after
another in hopes of losing weight. Everytime they get
off a diet, they gain to weigh more than they did before
the diet.
Types of
Weight Losers:
The Roller
Coaster Dieter
- The Roller Coaster Dieter follows around the popular fad
diets circling the Diet Village. The following
items are generally found in their Diet Pantry: protein
power bars, liquid supplements, miscellaneous fat extinguisher
products.
The Lost
in Space Dieter
- A close cousin to The Lost Dieter, on the opposite
end of the Diet Spectrum we have The Lost in Space Dieter.
This type of weight loser generally has no idea
of what they are doing while dieting. They are
simply 'on a diet'.
The Starving
Skeleton Dieter
- The Starving Skeleton Dieter starves for weight
loss. This type dieter generally has 10 pounds
or more weight that they wish to lose. This type
dieter does not include those with special eating disorders
such as anorexia and bulimia.
The Show
Me the Money Dieter
- The Show Me the Money Dieter enrolls in clubs,
purchases any weight loss equipment they believe will
help them shed the weight, as well as weight loss pills
and cures. This type dieter tends to be a big
fan of Diet-Origin Infomercials.
The Mother
Nature Dieter
- The Mother Nature Dieter takes a trek back to
nature in hopes of weight loss success and a healthier
body.
In the Middle:
The Diet
Pickle Dieter -
The Diet Pickle Dieter gains weight due to an underlying
condition. This type dieter may also lose weight
rapidly. Either condition requires a trip to the
family doctor.
The
Day the Diet Rains Came Up & Flooded the Valley
of Thin
- An increase in weight isn't the only increase when
it comes to obesity. Grab those tissues - this
one's going to be a Diet Tear-Jerker.
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Beginning of Your Diet Plan
The
Middle of Your Diet Plan
The
End of Your Diet Plan
Fishing
for Weight Loss
Why
Can't I Resist Overeating?
Appetite
or Hunger?
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Awful Truth About Kids & Obesity
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Right Diet, The Right Snacks
Dieting?
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Diet
or Diet PLAN?
Example
of a Diet Backup Plan
Top
My Diet With a Cherry!
How
Long Will It Take Me To Lose All This
Unwanted Weight?
Forced
to Lose Weight
How
Unhealthy is it to be Overweight?
Fat
Distribution on Men
Fat
Distribution on Women
Fat
on the Thighs & Hips
Fat
on the Back
Fat
on the Abdomen
Upper
Arm Fat
Obese
& Still Gaining Weight
Chin
Fat
Work
Out for Wobbly Arms
Work
Out Wobbly Thighs
Fat
on the Booty
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Simple Diet Plan
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