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Once Upon a Diet Dreary

A Diet Poem by Sky Taylor to assist in helping you win the Weight Loss Battle of the Bulge.

Once Upon a Diet Dreary,While I pondered so Diet Weak, so Diet Weary,

About eating less, about eating much more,Came a rapping, tapping at my pantry door.

I opened it up and what was there,Sitting on the shelf, it gave me a stare.

T'was a long-forgotten bar of chocolate,Expiration date said two weeks till "eat it not".

Chocolate, I shall crave for it on this Diet sore,For I shall not have it again, even nevermore.

But wait - what is this I see?Dark chocolate this candy bar be?

Rapture, joy, chocolate lust restored,Dark chocolate I can enjoy evermore.

Dark chocolate filled with healthy benefits,Will kill my Diet Dreary, by using my wits.

For it's good to be good, and it's noble to be true,But a diet without chocolate is a diet that is blue.

NUTRITION NOTE: Recent good news to chocolate lovers:  Enjoying a bit of DARK chocolate in your diet can render healthy benefits.  Keep in mind that just a bit will do.  Anymore equals Diet Death by Chocolate.

Copyright Notice: This diet poem is copyrighted by Sky Taylor and may not be used online or offline without her written consent.

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