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5 Day Miracle Diet Plan Review

Weight Loss: Is the 5 Day Miracle Diet a Healthy Plan for Weight Loss?

Promises of miracles - oh yes, when you venture out in the Diet Waters to wade in the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan. We may need a priest and a flower girl - depending on the outcome of the diet.

Here's what the dieter gets (or doesn't get) on the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan:

Breakfast for the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan: Something starchy - anything will do, even the freshly ironed stiff white shirt you'd planned on wearing to work this morning.

Mid Morning Snack: Grab something that you can sink your teeth into. No - not a steak, although after that starchy breakfast, you'll certainly be craving one. Something challenging to chew - like a stick of celery. What an exciting diet!

Lunch Menu for the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan: The dieter's gotta eat before 1:00 pm because that's when the Diet Fairy appears, and if the dieter isn't abiding by the 5 Day Miracle Diet rules, the Diet Fairy turns their butt into a big fat pumpkin.

Remember that starchy breakfast? Well, you can't have any carbs now - only protein and veggies.

Dinner for the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan: Now the dieter has to eat before 8:00 pm or again the mean old Diet Fairy will appear and do very bad things.

After 5 days on the Miracle Diet Plan, the dieter is suppose to lose craving foods and pounds.

Fat chance.

We feel that this diet is illogically engineered for Diet Failure and offers zero long-term success. It's also a very risky diet plan for individuals with certain health ills, such as diabetics.

Compared to the Food Pyramid, the 5 Day Miracle Diet Plan is a square wheel.